bloody hell.

I don't usually get too many phone calls at work. This is my favorite part of my job, not having to talk to people on the phone. (I think we all know how much I hate people. Stupid people that is.) So at about 08:45 AM this morning my phone rings and it is a girl who works with me. I won't name names or trash talk, because you really can't keep anything secret on the 'ol internet.

I pick up the phone and this is the conversation that entails:

Me: "Hello."

Girl: "Are you on your period?"

Me: "No."

Girl: "Okay well someone left a bloody tampon in the toilet and didn't flush it and I really want to know who did it."

Me: "Okay."

Girl: "I mean who really does that, not flush and all. Are you sure you aren't on your period cause I swear I saw you walk in the bathroom with one this morning?"

Me: "I am not on the rag and I haven't used the bathroom this morning. That is something you don't need to worry about. Go in the bathroom, get over it and flush it."

Girl: "Are you 100% positive that you aren't on your period?"

Click.




This is a sample of the beauties that I work with.