10.23.2008

toothpaste.

Remember tampon girl?

She strikes again.

I walk in the front door of our office, which looks like these. (I cannot explain what a Sprung is or looks like so there you go.) I barely walk two feet before she's in my grill.

"Do you have toothpaste?"

"No I don't."

"You don't keep any in your desk?"

"Nope, I usually like to brush my teeth in the privacy of my own bathroom."

Tampon girl sighs. "Ugh. Why can't anyone bring toothpaste to this place."

When questioned why she needs toothpaste she mumbles something about a pimple. WTF.



I need a new job. now. this instant.

6 comments:

About Us said...
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About Us said...

oops that was me that accidently erased my previous message. But yes I wish I could help you find a new job cause she sounds like a nut job, lol

Marrissa said...

Haven't you ever heard that toothpaste dries out pimples? Come on, Jamie. Get with it! Ha ha kidding. That girl is one step away from a straight-jacket.

Unknown said...

seriously, you need to straight up tell this bitch "look, i already answered your question once. how many fucking times do i have to repeat myself so that you can understand?!?!?"

brittany said...

Oh boy I don't even know tampon girl and love the story! P.S. You should visit Moab just to the this wonderful geo metro contraption, and to top it off nearly every item-. shed, truck shell, door, etc was made of plexi. I just love how the sun is glinting off the trailer car. breathtaking really.

Brittan said...

ew.


but, truth be told, i have a travel toothbrush and mini toothpaste in my purse. but i'm ocd. that's my excuse. and i wouldn't ask anyone to borrow some....